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Scott
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PostPosted: 090316 23:38 
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George Orwell wrote:
To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle


If you run across any interesting quotes during your day, post them here with the source.
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Emily, a second grader in Iowa wrote:
My advice to you is don't be too bossy and please make people stop smoking.


Contradiction, much?
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I was more amused by this one:

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I am very happy that you are my President. My baby brother keeps taking my toy cats. Can you pass a law?

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Deseret News wrote:
A new poll for the Deseret News and KSL-TV by Dan Jones & Associates finds that only 51 percent of Utahns approve of the job Obama is doing.


... Utahns?
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nine-times wrote:
So saying chimps have built-in GPS because they can navigate is a little like saying they have built-in Canon Powershot cameras because they can see.


In reference to this article. I chuckled over the comment for a while.


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Wil Wheaton channeling Seinfeld wrote:
poop jokes are gold, Jerry. COMEDY GOLD!


Sound familiar?
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PostPosted: 090325 04:29 
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Mark Twain wrote:
Presently a fair slip of a girl, about ten years old, with a cataract of golden hair streaming down over her shoulders, came along. Around her head she wore a hoop of flame-red poppies. It was as sweet an outfit as ever I saw, what there was of it.


Crafty. She's totally naked and you know that without him actually saying it. The things they did to escape persecution...
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:shock: Suddenly, I'm interested in this story...

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Mark Twain wrote:
After I had finished, I got him to lend me a little ink from his veins; and with this and a sliver I wrote on a piece of bark. . .


He wrote with blood!

"Hey, cut yourself a bit so I can write a note. Thanks bro."
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PostPosted: 090326 05:11 
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Someone somewhere wrote:
¯\(º_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL ¯\(o_º)/¯


Probably my favorite. :lol: :grinjump:

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